The Sheeple Byte on 360

Diving smack dab into Bill Gates' sleezy grips, tens of thousands of idiots camped out at big box stores to perpetuate a fake perception that the new Xbox 360 deserves any hype at all.

Negotiating 101: Don't let know you want it.

Congrats, you've made Bill's hopes and dreams come true and I can't think of a more worthy person.

Xbox 360 Buyers Resell Product on EBay - Yahoo! News

Show Me the Victim!

Ex-Florida school teacher Debra LaFave has Hollywood good looks and blessed a guy whose ten years her junior with what had to be great sex! Most guys never have a chick so hot even once, but he got her three times! So how does he thank her? He completely and utterly ruins her life, that's how. She'll be under house arrest for three yers and on probation for seven more, but that's not the bad news. She'll also have to enter the sex abuse registry in Florida and forever be treated as a criminal. And that punishment, I think, is criminal in and of itself.

Fla. Teacher Pleads Guilty in Sex Case - Yahoo! News

Dinner & photo op: $4,200; spit in the eye: priceless

I think there aren't nearly enough of these kinds of these fundraisers.

Dick Cheney is throwing his wild popularity around indicted Congressman Tom DeLay by giving photo ops for cash. I know this is bad for someone, but I'm not sure which of the evil princes will lose on this deal.

Cheney to Headline DeLay GOP Fundraiser - Yahoo! News